Dear valued Easy Midget reader: It has come to our attention after many years of writing for the web that the Internet is a vapid wasteland of unappreciation and techno-nerd-dom. Thus, we have closed up shop here in order to direct our focus towards screenwriting. In parting, please enjoy what's left of Easy Midget-- a time capsule of that titilating nugget of history forever known as "The Golden Era," or something like that. Below are some of our all-time favorite Easy Midget stories. Peace. -- Aaron and Sean
Russian Mail Order Brides			Bloody Nose Rose
	Attention wife-shoppers! We have a great sale going on in Aisle 3: All Russian brides must go! Slashing prices on all Russian brides... + Read More >			You've never been one to impress the ladies? Well, we have an answer: The Bloody Nose Rose! + Read More >

Hobo Snuff Films			A Cockfight Debt
	That's right, action movies today suck. That's why I got into snuff films. + Read More >			Always have a plan in case you find a crossbow-weilding clown in your bedroom. + Read More >

Appreciating Airbrush Art			The Lovedockter is In
	Who needs to go the art museum when airbrush art is all around us? + Read More >			Sometimes we need a little help from our friends. That's why the Lovedockter is here to answer your questions. + Read More >

Dog Poop Graffiti			Easy Midget Creativity Retreat
	Many of us go through life without discovering our true calling. This is one man's opus. + Read More >			Every August Easy Midget rents a little yellow bus from the local Sanatorium for the Criminally Insane for our creativity retreat. + Read More >

Confessions of a Formaldehyde Eater			Madden's Pro Skater
	You can imagine my interest upon recently learning about more industrious fellows dipping their marijuana in formaldehyde. + Read More >			The Madden NFL Series and Tony Hawk's Pro Skater were combined into one mega-hit: John Madden's Pro Skater. + Read More >

Yo: there's even more stuff in the archive.